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There is a Gremlin in My Computer -or on OS

During World War II, the concept of a gremlin became popularized.  A myth of an entity that gummed up the electronics of airplanes may have originated with aviators from the Royal Air Force. I remember...

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I Don't Hate Christie or Ailes Because They Are Fat! -repost

 This is a repost from May 25, 2010. I wrote this because I was incensed on the attack on fat rather than the politics in the case of these two men. Today I saw this video of a Jennifer Livingston, a...

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How Secret is Our Ballot?

Last week my husband posted this statement from a recent Romney speech to a group of small business owners on his Facebook status:I hope you make it very clear to your employees what you believe is in...

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Sandy- A New Jersey Suburban Diary

Back to the routine two weeks after Sandy – today the weight room and the conversation was geared around generators. What was the best kind to get heat? Would the town permit a natural gas standby? Was...

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Would My College Have Accepted Me If I Had Sent a Picture?

“I think you are going to have a new business opportunity shooting High School kids’ head shots” I told my photographer friend Pat.“Well my daughter won’t even allow me to take her picture for the...

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Confessions of a Diet Coke Addict

Society has a place for obsessive people. I believe that artists, scientists, lawyers, writers and countless others would never create or solve major problems were it not for their inherent...

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The Cicadas Sound Like Flying Saucers!

When I first heard about “return of the 17-year Cicadas” here in Westfield, New Jersey, I told my husband that I was considering a very long vacation- far away- for the bug reunion. People warned me...

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A Curmudgeon’s Guide to Fitness Classes

 Am I really a curmudgeon about classes? I have had a love /hate relationship with “gym classes” since I realized that they were not something I had to do for school credit I hate anyone telling me...

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My Experience with The Master Key System

As I sat in the podiatrist office sticking out my foot for my second injection of cortisone, I looked over my toes, met my doctor’s eyes and said, “You know I don’t need orthotics. I brought this on...

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A Middle-Aged Mom's Guide to Gym Etiquette.

I’ve only been lifting free weights for the past five years, but  as an outsider to gym culture, I hope my list will be helpful to those neophytes who find that they have to share small workout...

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Could Nora Ephron Have Been My Step Mother?

My friend Wendy has been telling me for years that my outlook and writing style reminded her of Nora Ephron. I had never read any of Nora Ephron’s essays …until this week. I have a tendency to not want...

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Lessons From Injury

It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.Epictetus Once again, I missed a college trip with my daughter to look at Wesleyan University- I just can’t walk that far on a college...

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Arrack is Back?

I traipsed to four stores before I was able to find the Peychaud’s bitters, absinthe and rye whisky that I would need to make my huge batch of Sazeracs for a New Year’s Eve party. At each store, the...

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…Eloquence and Social Media…

My ellipses have served me well, if I don’t know how to punctuate something, I just fill in the gaps with ellipses. My eighteen year old daughter recently told me that my use of ellipses ages me as...

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Laboratory Cooking

My relationship with Genspace first began three years ago when I accompanied my fifteen year old daughter from New Jersey to downtown Brooklyn to interview for an internship with the United States’...

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My MOOCs

The Scientific American article sat there every time we used the bathroom. I really didn’t have a chance to read it but it involved MOOCs (massive online courses) bringing first rate education to...

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Rude People

   Growing up in New York City I learned that it is easy to pick a fight with random strangers. In a dispute over a cut in a long line or who should get the lone taxi cab after waiting in the rain, one...

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Snarky's Third Free Stock IPhone Images for OS

 I have increasingly needed to use various copyright free images for group pages etc and I have ended up needing the oddest things. So this last week, I took some pictures that you might be able to...

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In My Gut.

I lie in bed and worry. Am I doing as much as I can for them? How has my husband influenced them? Who has joined them today? They only have life spans of twenty minutes or so and keeping tabs on them...

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